Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

Adventures in frogdom
(rated R for rrrrrribbbittt or something)
cute little frog hops up to the road
looks left and right so as not to be bold
looks left again, just as hes been told
begins to hop, as drama unfolds
car coming quick, rims painted gold
extremely fast and recently sold
frog starts to panic, completely goes cold
tire hits the frog, frog explodes...... (oh sad)