Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

Yeah so uh If I was smart I would have a great opening line (but yeah)

So has anyone here ever heard me swear I would never go to the vu and if I did I would be horribly grossed out? Well, I guess in a few hours we shall see, cuz I am apparently going. Not that I planned it, and Im going with girls, and they intend to have a conversation about it afterward. So I guess I will have a story to tell you when I get home tonight. And yes that is the only reason im going, an experience, a story, and well apparently I am easily talked out of my morals by girls I like. Oh well we all gotta live, and them chicas need money but if I start crying its not my fault.