Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

This isn't the second thing but oh well, I saw something on the history channel last night that said its more likely that a 1 km meteor will hit earth (the size to do enough damage to fuck everything up) in any given year, then it is to be dealt a royal flush, anyone out there ever dealt a royal flush? (I have been close, I had a straight flush queen down a few weeks ago.) hopefully I just misheard the guy (which might have been Leonard Nemoy I can't remember.