Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

from james

"When are we going to see the turtles movie?

You know what's rare? An asian girl with a big butt.

So if you are ever thinking about dating a girl whose family has goats, here is something to keep in mind. One day you might show up at the family's house for dinner, and on your way in your girlfriend might stop to look and see if the goats have food. She may or may not find that one of the goats has his horn caught in the floor and is stuck, and is therefore weak and unable to move. That goat will likely be in a pile of it's own poop and pee, mixed in with some food, mud, and general goat slop. Now you may feel bad, and as your girlfriend is asking you to, you may try to help the goat. You may decide to try to pick up the goat and move it to the wall where it can lean, get some food and water, and stay off it's bad side. If all those things happen, you may have to grab the goats stomach and back and pick it up, thus getting poop, pee, mud, and goat slop all over yourself. You may change clothes, but you may still smell the stench a day later.

I'm not saying you shouldn't date the girl, she might be amazing and you might be all about her, in which case it may all be worth it. However, just think about that going in, if her family has goats and all."