Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

I think I would hate men if I were a woman. They can never possibly understand... what a burden. They claim to want to know you, but it must seem so shallow when they promise you "the world" and they really mean the tiny percent of it they choose to acknowledge.

I find myself wondering if I would be a good father.
I like to assume things in this effort... but am I actually willing to give up anything?
I just don't understand it.


The second time this week I find myself saying

All men are assholes.