Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

sorry to bore all yall with this wannabe deep shit here is something much cooler the sun sailor online version who has been letting me down lately has returned to posting the slp police report you have no idea the joy this brings me dont ask why I just find it incredibly funny sometimes like when a burning paper bag of poo on a persons front step started the screen door on fire who reported it thats right the sun sailor so check out the local news link on the side here and go to public safety oh wonderful oh wonderful. Sorry its just amazing to me because all of it is so unreal seeming like they dont say who or why or anything just money was stolen at blah blah blah street damage $50
oh monkey please enjoy