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The 6 Minute Relationship

This craft has not yet been perfected, and by perfected I mean tried by me or any other person as far as I know so maybe YOU and some unknowing random person can be the first to experience the joy and wonder that is The 6 Minute Relationship.
What is The 6 Minute Relationship you ask?
The 6 Minute Relationship is the new and improved way to have a relationship in just under 6 minutes and 1 second.
"No way!!!!!" you say.
WAY!!!!
"How do I get The 6 Minute Relationship?" you ask.
Easy by simply following these easy to follow instructions.
1) Check yourself out in the mirror, make sure your nose and face are clean.
2) Find a possible mate.
3) Ask mate if they would like to experience The 6 Minute Relationship.
4) If would be mate says "yes", proceed to have The 6 Minute Relationship with mate.
Nothing could be easier, more smooth and more enlightening then The 6 Minute Relationship. All your friends will want to follow your example immediately. Simply show them how it's done by having The 6 Minute Relationship with them. Yes your campus, town, city, bedroom will be infested with The 6 Minute Relationship. The 6 Minute Relationship is a trademark of The 6 Minute Relationship company and cannot be used in any way unless authorized by the The 6 Minute Relationship company in Minuteville, Iowa. All parts included some assembly is required.