Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

now i cant say that all of this is 100 % truth, but it seems to fit what i have heard
so thanks to james my brother fr sending me this
> >GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME

> >
> >Past work experience:
> >· Ran for congress and lost.
> >· Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
> >· Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in
> > Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold
> > all my stock.
> >· Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweet-
> > heart deal that took land using tax-payer money.
> > Biggest move: traded Sammy Sosa to Chicago Cubs.
> >· With father's help (and his name), was elected
> > Governor of Texas.
> >
> >Accomplishments:
> >· Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies
> > and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
> > Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as most smog-
> > ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted
> > the Texas state government to the tune of billions
> > in borrowed money. Set record for most executions
> > by any Governor in American history.
> >· Became president after losing the popular vote by
> > over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's
> > appointments to the Supreme Court.
> >
> >Accomplishments as president:
> >· Attacked and took over two countries.
> >· Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
> >· Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
> > history.
> >· Set economic record for most private bankruptcies
> > filed in any 12-month period.
> >· Set all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-
> > month period.
> >· Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history
> > of the stock market.
> >· First president in decades to execute a federal
> > prisoner.
> >· First president in US history to enter office with
> > a criminal record.
> >· First year in office set all-time record for most
> > days on vacation by any president in US history.
> >· After taking vacation the entire month of August,
> > presided over worst security failure in US history.
> >· Set record for more campaign fund-raising trips
> > than any other president in US history.
> >· In my first 2 years in office over 2 million
> > Americans lost their jobs.
> >· Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work
> > Americans than any president in US history.
> >· Appointed more convicted criminals to administration
> > positions than any president in US history.
> >· Set record for least number of press conferences
> > than any president since the advent of television.
> >· Signed more laws and executive orders amending
> > the Constitution than any president in US history.
> >· Presided over biggest energy crises in US history
> > and refused to intervene when corruption was
> > revealed.
> >· Presided over highest gasoline prices in US history
> > and refused to use national reserves as past
> > presidents have done.
> >· Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
> >· Set the all-time record for most people worldwide
> > to simultaneously take to the streets to protest
> > me (15 million people), shattering the record for
> > protest against any person in history of mankind.
> > (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
> >· Dissolved more international treaties than any
> > president in US history.
> >· My presidency is the most secretive and non-
> > accountable of any in US history.
> >· Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
> > administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multi-
> > millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker
> > named after her.)
> >· Presided over biggest corporate stock market fraud
> > of any market in any country in history of the world.
> >· First president in US history to order a US attack and
> > military occupation of a sovereign nation.
> >· Created largest government department bureaucracy
> > in the history of the United States.
> >· Set all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
> > increases, more than any president in US history.
> >· First president in US history to have United Nations
> > remove the US from the human rights commission.
> >· First president in US history to have United Nations
> > remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
> >· Removed more checks and balances, and have the
> > least amount of congressional oversight than any
> > presidential administration in US history.
> >· Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> >· Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> >· Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
> > of war, and by default no longer abides by Geneva
> > Conventions.
> >· First president in US history to refuse UN election
> > inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
> >· All-time US (and world) record holder for most
> > corporate campaign donations.
> >· My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided
> > over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
> > in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron).
> >· Spent more money on polls and focus groups than
> > any president in US history.
> >· First president in US history to unilaterally attack a
> > sovereign nation against the will of United Nations
> > and the world community.
> >· First president to run and hide when the US came
> > under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had
> > the code to Air Force 1).
> >· First US president to establish a secret shadow
> > government.
> >· Took enormous world sympathy for US after 9/11,
> > and in less than a year made the US the most
> > resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
> > diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> >· With a policy of "disengagement" created the most
> > hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
> >· First US president to have a majority of the people
> > of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest
> > threat to world peace and stability.
> >· First US president to have the people of South Korea
> > more threatened by the US than their immediate
> > neighbor, North Korea.
> >· Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be
> > awarded government contracts.
> >· Set all-time record for number of administration
> > appointees who violated US law by not selling huge
> > investments in corporations bidding for government
> > contracts.
> >· Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
> > "dead or alive."
> >· Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
> > murder the leaders of our country at the United
> > States Capital building. After 18 months I have no
> > leads and zero suspects.
> >· In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have
> > successfully prevented any public investigation into
> > the biggest security failure in the history of the
> > United States.
> >· Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
> > Americans than any other president in US history.
> >· In a little over two years created the most divided
> > country in decades, possibly the most divided the US
> > has ever been since the civil war.
> >· Entered office with the strongest economy in US
> > history and in less than two years turned every single
> > economic category heading straight down.
> >
> >Records and References
> >
> >· At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine
> > (Texas driving record was erased and is not available)
> >· AWOL from National Guard.
> >· Refuse to take drug test or answer any questions
> > about drug use.
> >· All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
> > been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in
> > secrecy and are unavailable for public view.
> >· All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
> > trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
> > and unavailable for public view.
> >· All minutes of meetings for any public corporation for
> > which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
> > unavailable for public view.
> >· Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
> > attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
> > secrecy and unavailable for public review.
> >
> >For personal references please speak to my daddy or
> >uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices
> >at the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)