Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

the problem with the car mat.

so first off steve spilled a half a bag of doritos on the floor mat on the passenger side, and then did not proceed to pick them up, and of course i didnt s the already dirty ass mat was now soiled beyond repair (or so one would think) but anyway a month later crushed doritos still there with at least a few more inches of various garbage like objects (gum and candy wrappers, bottles, cans, paper, magazines, fast food paper bags and such) and basically my car and the floor mat were fucked. So one day ( two days ago) i decided to wake up and clean the damn thing, scrub scrub scrub vaccuum and all sorts of other shit, mins go by like hours, in fact hours go by like hours and im scrubbing away at a dirty ass flor mat that just wont get clean in my brothers shower. (this is a very poorly outslined story)

So i finally get the damn thing to look somewhat, and i do mean somewhat clean. and then throw it out on our deck thing to dry, but then it rains. so i leave it out there vacuum it again to get the water out and let it dry for another day, but then it rains again, so now im basically wondering how to work the son of locomotive cuz the damn thing will not dry.

also heres so band names

*shitty shitty band band
*dolphin it up

dats right they do look like bad band names there but read em out loud, ponder over it for several days and maybe they wont seem so bad anymore.