Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

i had a hard time dancing at the show cuz there was muchas personas but eh good times. I always forget to get mentally prepared to pass out (it happens, **shrugs** aint no thang) but eh, hot days. Sometimes i die. My plans for getting a group together sort of worked and sort of didnt cuz most people missed the wu (5 is a bad time ) and made it to tim mahoney (pop rock motherfucker, the crowd was all women) who played at the same time as a real good folk musician. Um yeah, oh and then the wallflowers played and i aint got nothing against em but it was hot and packed in front of that stage and although there was many a beautiful lady to look at i had to keep my head covered so as not to lose my pasty exterior. anyway, we all ditched out while j dylan tried to be his father and headed back to aimee's crib in wayzata which not that i think of it could easily be featured on cribs cuz the shit is massive. he dad works for the mafia (so its ok) thats a joke but maybe he actually does.

hmmm i crashed without saying hi to my family or nova (i think she might have been here) all of whom i havent seen in weeks, but i was done tuckered out.

uh next on the agenda


Gillette (advertising) sent my father a mach 3 turbo at the wrong address, and this looks like a fine piece of machinery, like something u might order, rather then get free in the mail. But uh the package said to terrence hagger (spelled incorrectly)or occupant. So i feel confident in the fact that i can have it and play with it, like see how far i can shoot the razor part by popping it off with the little button thing. oh yes i am that tired or ill amused with life or something. As for using the damn thing i cant grow facial hair (even though i try, and its gross) meaning i tend to not even shave the 7 or so hairs i have, which is ultimately killer for any kind of good looks im trying to show off or something, but we dont really care about that sort of thing do we? besides everytime i shave someone mistakes me for a woman. (i dont even have long hair anymore)

"i would've been a sexy chick!" ~ mallrats

oh and steve will steal it, use it on his white ass head and everything that touches that boy's head, is not to be further used in my book.


um also they gave out cans of spray axe (advertisement) and i have to say that was like the most refreshing thing in the world after the show. good lordy did i need some monkey vapor. speaking of which lets find a sheap motel and bunk up in a sexual way and we can pretend we are different people in a different world and its as neccesary to our survival as watching the real world paris. hmmm ***raises eyebrow**** so what'dya say? no? ok sorry for asking. (not that i didnt mean every word, its nothing personal, im just sick of being a v card member)

V card V card only penguins like V cards V card v card yum yum.

i Have a V card took it to th market
pulled out my -----------------------------------oh and thats all the time we have goodnight everybody!!!