Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

i had some great lines tonight in a chatroom.
I will now try to recreate them

(other dude to another person, not me) jesus is standing at the door, will you make the choice to let him in?
(me) yah jesus is like "yo im outside and its raining, let my ass in"
then there was silence for a sec maybe cuz they were thinking maybe cuz i said "ass" and jesus in the same sentence.
so i finished it with
(me) ass as in donkey
(me) cuz jesus likes donkeys

oh the hilarity!!!!!!

also i apparently helped a woman get back on her feet. so thats cool good deed of the day and such