Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

a little bit lighter

A panda walks into a bar, sits down on a barstool, and asks the bartender for a sandwich.
The bartender gives the panda a suspicious look noticing the panda's black and white fur, but prepares a sandwich and slides it to the panda.
The panda proceeds to eat the sandwich. The bartender and several others in the bar watch on with interest.
The panda finishes the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender, gets up and heads toward he door.
A man in the back of the bar yells out to the panda "Hey! Who do you think you are?!?"
As the panda walks out of the bar he yells back "Look up panda in the dictionary!"
The man does just that and reads "pan*da : a large black and white furred mammal that eats shoots and leaves."