Flowings of Your Everlasting Taffyman

I just had some of the weirdest interactions ever. I'm sort of glad I don't look to pick people up at bars... cuz jesus christ does it get weird quick.
You cant follow the same rules you do when someone isn't drunk.

Emotions spill like crazy, and they aren't the kind that can be easily tamed.

And also: I really dont understand guy culture.
Macho, jealous, insecure, and then play it off like you're cool, while steaming.
I get the feelings, I understand the self consciousness, I like the approach, but why are we bullshitting when we could just be straight with each other.